AO: THE RANCH
QiC: Snuggie
Date: 11/29/2025
Title: Hatfields vs. McCoys – Pearls on a String
Number of HIMs: 13
Bogey, Door Jam, French Press, Jakebrake, OSHA, Pergo, Ragtop, ShamWow, Snuggie, Sweet -n -low, Vinyl
Number of FNGs: 1
Name of FNGs: Stir-fry
WarmOrama:
Disclaimer
Mission
*5 penalty merkins for not PAX not citing F3 Mission statement verbatim. "The mission of F3 is to…"
Creedo
5 Core Principles
-SSH – IC
*5 penalty merkins for PAX not staying on Q
*5 penalty merkins for PAX not sounding off (Yeah, it was cold, it was 31 degrees, it sucked. Embrace the suck)
-Don Quixotes – IC
-Imperial Walkers – IC
* 5 penalty burpees for FNG showing up late
-Stretch oYo
Tha Thang:
Mosey = .25 mi
P1 – LBCs IC, Squats IC, Chinooks IC
Mosey = .50 mi
P2 – Burpees, Mountain climbers IC, Bonnier Blairs IC
Mosey = .75 mi
P3 – T-merkins, WWI, flutter kicks IC
Mosey = 1.0 mi
P4 – Ski jumpers, Monkey Humpers IC (yes, 10 guys on the side of the road, monkey humping), High knees
Mosey = 1.25 mi
P5 – Frankenstein IC, Mountain Man Poopers IC, Merk-Jacks IC (Snuggie special move. F3 official exicon name pending)
Mosey = 1.50 mi
P6 – Motivators 4 count
Mosey = 1.75 mi
P7 – Plank hold 30 sec, Superman swim L/R
Mosey = 1.98 mi
Back to AO
Great mumble chatter during the SOP beatdown. No guns were drawn this time from any of the McCoys. @pergo did not have to change his shorts as a result. The rooster crowed, but no cock fighting was observed.
Mary: Rowers IC, Leg raises IC, LBCs IC
@sweent-n-low & @jakebrake supported the six at the AO with Cindy style beatdown and good mumble chatter between the two. @jakebrake was extremely sweaty and @sweet-n-low appeared unusually happy….No comment.
COT:
COR, NOR, AAR
Announcements:
-Bridge run/ Speed For Need 12/06
-Blue Sky Acres 12/13
-"The Rock" AO launch in Hienesville 12/06
-2025 Christmas Challenge
Pledge
Prayer
Thanks @sakrete for the HC at 0700 (end of the beatdown) and showing up with the coffee and donuts. Great 2nd F – Coffeeteria.
And @rosie @sanders @groupie @Orange Juice were not there.