1st F 02/03/2021 Deck O’ Rando

AO: LAKE MAYER
QiC: Spread Eagle
Date: 02/03/2021
Title: Deck O' Rando
Number of HIMs: 8
diapers, Flo, Focker, Freud, Joanna, Tiny Tim, Waterboy

Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:

WarmOrama:
30 SSH IC
10 Don Quixote IC
10 Arm Circles EW IC
10 TTT IC
10 Merkins

Tha Thang:
Mozy to end of parking lot knocking out 3 sets of 10 Merkins en route. Deck of cards split into 26 exercises ensued. VQ drew first card for reps (number card+10=reps, face card=25, dreaded ace=100). Second card was exercise, VQ had cliffs notes as some cards were digging deep into the dark depths of Exicon. Break every 5 minutes for Merkins. Went something like this, with the pleasant sound of pure NYC street grunge metal wafting through the chilly 36 degree lake air:
20 BBS
19 Monkey Humpers
16 WOJO Squat
15 Smurf Jacks (Pax Favorite for sure)
19 Bonnie Blairs
14 American Hammers
-Merkin Break around here x10
100 Squats
25 Slow Flutters EL with questionable IC
25 Plank Jacks
12 Burpees
17 Heels to Heaven
15 Backward Lunge EL
-Merkin break around here x10
100 Mtn Climbers
Mozy to Picnic Tables / Dog Poo area for:
20 Dips
15 Bulgarian Split Squats EL
15 Derkins
Mozy Back to parking lot
16 Rosalitas, which Pax pointed out should be renamed to VQ. SMH.
12 Squat Thrusts
-Merkin break around here x10
16 Luge
25 Shoulder Taps
100 Butt Kicks
Sprint to first vehicle (100M?) and mozy back
14 Chuck Norris Merkins
19 More Monkey Humpers
-Merkin Break x9 somewhere around here
100 LBC's
18 High Knees EL
Mozy back for 30 Freddie Mercury's, 20 BBS, Leg Raises w/ Toe work (Focker Call), Back Scratchers (Tiny Tim Call), Plank with Merkin to the count off of "Bodies" by Drowning Pool for additional 21 Merkins. Then 10 LBC's cuz we had 10 seconds left.

Finish strong with 16 More Merkins (Thanks FLO) for a nice, even 150.

COT:
Pork butt sale for Bluffton F3, today is last day to pre-order and Diapers or Spread Eagle can pick up. Prayers for those grieving, our country, families, Pax not with us and those affected by virus.