AO: COLOSSEUM
QiC: R-12
Date: 02/15/2021
Title: The Hateful 8 were Feelin the Love – Kraken Style
Number of HIMs: 8
Bogey, Door Jam, Fro-Zone, Jalapeno, Pergo, R-12, Slick, Tutti Frutti
Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:
WarmOrama:
Self Love Hugs a.k.a. – Michael Phelps & Disclaimer
Bear Plank & Low Bear Planks
Next were completed in Pergo approved cadence
x10 Pickle Pounders
x10 Pickle Pushers
x10 Monkey Humpers
Mosey to pick up our date: Cindy
Tha Thang:
The Hateful 8 attacked the Kraken star course taking Cindy on a One of a Kind Experience.
Star Course consists of 5 star tips that each required a battle to be won in order to proceed. The journey between each star point required a rifle carry to keep Cindy safe as we crossed the “Ocean of Love” to add a little extra FROSTY romance.
Star Point Battles were as follows:
Point #1 – x10 Blockies
Point #2 – x20 Side – Middle – Side Bridge Merkins
Point #3 – x30 Squat Jumps w/ Cindy
Point #4 – x40 Flutter Kicks w/ Cindy Press Combo
Point #5 – x50 Groiners w/ Cindy
Reward for completing the Kraken was a lying down follow the leader roll through the “Ocean of Love” where a few Pax may have gotten lost along the way. We can confirm that Slick, Door Jam, & R-12 did make it across the ocean while the rest got lost in the shallow end.
The Kraken course was completed again as a team before returning to the “Ocean of Love” to complete several rounds of “Tunnel of Love” in the Ocean. A few Pax did their best to deter us from the middle of the ocean but they were NOT successful! Pergo warmed a couple spots up for us but he never shared how he accomplished this? The ocean did seem to turn yellow though strangely enough.
Ended the Kraken Course w/ some Mary in the middle of, you guessed it the “Ocean of Love” x10 Flutter Kicks and x10 Australian Snow Angels just to make sure we all completed the disappearing manhood challenge.
COT:
Kenneth – Jalapeño’s Father-N-Law with Kidney issues
Continued prayer of strength & endurance for Dato
Also prayers that our manhood will reappear after a warm shower
M.I.A. – Cheddar Biscuit, Enron, & Deuce!!!? We just wanted to let you know how much we love you guys