AO: UNDERGROUND
QiC: Bogey
Date: 08/26/2025
Title: The Return of Jalapeño
Number of HIMs: 9
Bogey, Cheddar Biscuit, Chief, Fro-Zone, R-12, Shake it, Skinny Dip, Tutti Frutti
Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:
WarmOrama:
Michael Phelps it out with the F3 disclaimer. Hang em’ hammies. TTT’s IC. Tutti skretch. Worlds Greatest. Each side. Some slow merkins. Then mosey’d on over to the library parking lot. Reminiscing about how our pal Jalapeño (a Fro-Zone EH) loved F3 so much he committed to Q’ing EVERY Friday. He never came back. But his coupon and his legend courtesy of Vinyl lives on.
Tha Thang:
The return of the spicy pepper coupon calls for an old fashioned Tabata workout with 8 stations. Which worked out perfectly since we had 9 PAX.
Timer is PAX carrying a coupon from designated location of library parking lot. If you choose Jalapeño then you just have to mosey from lot to the crosswalk after turning right in front of library and back. If you choose the keg or the ruck then you have to go stop sign on Dean Forest and back. If you decide to go slick with no coupon then you have to run around the library loop. The rest of the PAX are working the following exercise stations:
* Station 1 – Single leg deadlifts
* Station 2 – Overhead presses
* Station 3 – Curls
* Station 4 – Weighted squats
* Station 5 – Plank pull throughs
* Station 6 – Weighted step-ups
* Station 7 – Bent over rows
* Station 8 – Skull crushers
Rotate through the stations as the timer PAX completes their journey.
Buy-out: Bear crawl along the library parking lot exterior.
COT:
Cool-a-rama with the can of whoop @$$
#rama, name-a-rama
10 year anniversary. Cheddar moving Sat morning. Thoughts and prayers for the family of Tutti’s friend from work that suddenly passed away.
Naked Moleskin:
– A Lake Mayer-esque appearance of a weirdo on wheels and yelling expletives was an awesome sight during coupon setup
– When Skinny Dip says he just downed a Jocko pre-workout just brace for impact. It’s all you can do.
– If it was weird when BC brought up introducing his newly divorced Mom to Chief, then it was even weirder when someone brought up introducing Chief to YHC’s mother in law
– Teaching Hot Pocket the finer points of Rachel’s southside establishment and bar/booze hags doesn’t go over well that early in the morning with alcohol not present
– Chief didn't immediately dismiss the possibility of adding Australian Snow Angels to his potential dating pool. And as Groupie would say, don’t ya know what an ASA is mate???
– Tutti’s barbershop has potential, especially if teeth aren’t a requirement and no dental insurance
– Best quote of the morning: “I just want someone that can make it from the bed to the bathroom without assistance"
Pledge, pray, and on our way!