AO: POOLER
QiC: _Not Registered
Date: 05/21/2026
Title: Thursday Rock and Biscuits
Number of HIMs: 3
Alice, Betty Crocker, Sterile
Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:
WarmOrama:
OYO
Tha Thang:
Unsure of the game plan for the day.
Sterile and Alice rolled up to the backlot at 5:30 sharp. BC came rolling in a few minutes behind. We all agreed on an easy 3-mile ruck. No heroics today, gentlemen.
Somewhere along the way, BC asked Alice if we needed a restroom break. Alice and Sterile kept trucking. BC took the hint and kept rucking.
Sweat was dripping, legs were burning, and BC was dropping F3 knowledge like a man who definitely Googled it the night before.
Then — in a moment of pure genius — Alice the fatass suggested a biscuit on the way back. BC didn’t even hesitate. The man was already pulling into the drive-through in his mind.
DQ and Periwinkle were missed today. And they missed a delicious biscuit. Their loss was caloric.
Back blast courtesy of Claude haha
COT:
Pledge