1st F 08/04/2026 We will, we will run you

AO: POOLER
QiC: _Not Registered
Date: 08/04/2026
Title: We will, we will run you
Number of HIMs: 9
2 Stroke, Alice, Betty Crocker, DQ, H.A.L., Poodles, Rosie

Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:

WarmOrama:
OYO, some for early additional mileage

Tha Thang:
The Scene: Savannah pavement, early morning.
The Beat: STOMP STOMP CLAP 👟👟👏

🎵 The Thang (To the tune of "We Will Rock You")
Buddy, you’re a PAX, making noise in the street,
Gonna take on the roads, gonna move those feet!
Got sweat on your face, big shoes to fill,
9 brave runners heading up that hill!
Singing:
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!

Buddy, early birds getting miles in the dark,
Lacing up early, gonna leave their mark!
Ranges three-point-one up to double-digit ten,
No dogs on the route, just a crew of strong men!
Singing:
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!

Buddy, got an FNG fresh off the street,
EH’d last week, now he’s out on his feet!
Drives for FedEx, packing power and grace,
No name yet, but he kept up the pace!
Singing:
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!
WE WILL, WE WILL RUN YOU!

COT:
Pledge and Lord's Prayer

Great to see HAL still getting after it, though he started early and peeled off early to get his kids to school.

FNG was EH'd last week as we finished, and he joined us today. Drives a nightshift FedEx truck and had just gotten off of work. DQ, who started his career at UPS and has a pension there (probably) was with the FNG the whole way … They probably talked parcel logistics the whole time.